Be thankful you’re not the woman melting down and aggressively cutting everyone in the security line–but know that that woman totally exists inside of you. And more gems, after the jump!
Dear Diary #18.
Dear Diary #17.
“If you want to maintain some level of not-being-a-fucking-loser, best not to admit how often “Fuck with me you know I got it” plays in your head. Except right now, right now it’s okay.” And more gems, after le jump!
Dear Diary #16.
“Spend more time at restaurants that have erotic novels casually lying around. And definitely read them aloud to your friends during the meal.” And more gems, after the jump…
Dear Diary #15.
“Eye-fucking on the subway is strongly encouraged: today, tomorrow, and always.” And more wise words from me to myself, after the jump…
Dear Diary #14.
“Write normcore on a post it note and have someone shit on it. Call it art.” Sorry if you’ve been holding your breath, but my self-directed-real-talk is BACK, and it’s pretty extensive to make up for lost time.
Dear Diary # 13.
“Try not to freeze up like a nervous ten year old when attractive strangers get into elevators with you. This is not TV–you’re not about to make out.” And more wise words from me to myself, after the jump…
Dear Diary # 12.
“When you say things like, “Kim Kardashian has become decidedly less Birkin, more Stock,” don’t expect other people to understand.” I don’t mean to brag, BUT–this may be one of the best Dear Diary’s yet.
Dear Diary # 11.
“If Jennifer Aniston can interview Gloria Steinem, then so can you. The sky’s the limit, babe.” And more gems, after the jump…
Dear Diary # 10.
“Next time you do something that bothers your parents (or anyone for that matter), just tell them your chakras are off.” And more wise words from me to myself, after the jump…
