Fans of The New York Times will get the reference, but for those of you unacquainted with this now-defunct gem of their ‘one-page magazine’ (within the actual NY Times magazine that comes out every Sunday), let me introduce you. In their own words, it was a list of things that are “not hot, not not, just meh.” Past examples included: the Maroon 5 guy, Grammy nominations, and pumpkin ale. For the simple fact of my own enjoyment, I thought I’d start crafting my own once a week, in a similar spirit as Dear Diary. So without further ado, which is in itself a “meh” statement…

1. Green tea lattes

2. Blow dry bars

3. Vloggers

4. People who don’t need alone time

5. Hot Dudes Reading

6. La Mer

7. Dior So Real Sunglasses

8. Sales associates

9. “Statement dressing”

10. Describing things as “major”

11. The Mermaid Parade

12. Parades, in general

13. The term “mompreneur”

14. “Girl gang”

15. Eating pizza on the subway

16. Making out on the subway

17. Being on the subway, in general