Inspired by McSweeney’s Lists series.
- He liked one of your Instagram photos in the last 24 hours.
- He liked one of your Instagram photos in the last 48 hours.
- He liked an Instagram photo that you also liked in the last 24-48 hours.
- He hasn’t even been on Instagram today.
- He’s a “feminist” but he still paid for your drinks.
- He didn’t pay for your drinks because he’s a “feminist.”
- He’s a bad texter.
- He’s waiting for you to text first (because he’s a “feminist”).
- He doesn’t have an iPhone.
- He’s playing hard to get.
- He’s playing hard to get because he’s intimidated by you.
- He’s playing hard to get because remember that story he told you about his mom?
- He works for a start-up.
- He works in finance.
- He works for a financial start-up.
- He watched the Snapchat story you just posted.
- He watches every single one of your Snapchat stories.
- He doesn’t even have Snapchat.
- He’s probably going through a lot right now.
- He sent you a gif of Shia LaBoeuf crying and told you he’s going through a lot right now.
- He included a gif.
Categories: Reflection.
This is actually everything!