Fans of The New York Times will get the reference, but for those of you unacquainted with this gem of their ‘one-page magazine’ (within the actual NY Times magazine that comes out every Sunday), let me introduce you. In their own words, it’s a list of things that are “not hot, not not, just meh.” Past examples include: the Maroon 5 guy, Grammy nominations, and pumpkin ale. For the simple fact of my own enjoyment, I thought I’d start crafting my own once a week, in a similar spirit as Dear Diary. So without further ado, which is in itself a “meh” statement…

1. “We’re calling it”
2. Kayla Itsines
3. Coconut oil
4. Starting a podcast
5. Kendall Jenner’s “butt”
6. “Bernie bros”
7. Masters of Sex
8. Corey Gamble
9. Referring to anything as “fierce”
10. Meghan Trainor
11. Valentine’s Day
12. H&M
13. Your food blog
14. Your cleanse
15. Anything relating to your diet, basically
16. Melatonin
17. Kanye West

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