Fans of The New York Times will get the reference, but for those of you unacquainted with this gem of their ‘one-page magazine’ (within the actual NY Times magazine that comes out every Sunday), let me introduce you. In their own words, it’s a list of things that are “not hot, not not, just meh.” Past examples include: the Maroon 5 guy, Grammy nominations, and pumpkin ale. For the simple fact of my own enjoyment, I thought I’d start crafting my own once a week, in a similar spirit as Dear Diary. So without further ado, which is in itself a “meh” statement…

1. Men named Dana

2. H&M’s Coachella line

3. Bartenders

4. The Affair

5. Anna Kendrick

6. Describing places as “sexy”

7. Soup

8. “Signature” cocktails

9. Lip gloss

10. Hating Los Angeles

11. Kenneth Cole

12. Lord Gillingham

13. Blizzard 2015

14. “The struggle is real”

15. Disrupt _________

16. BCBG

17. Intuition as something to trust

18. Cosby-rape deniers

19. Michael Keaton’s son