Fans of The New York Times will get the reference, but for those of you unacquainted with this gem of their ‘one-page magazine’ (within the actual NY Times magazine that comes out every Sunday), let me introduce you. In their own words, it’s a list of things that are “not hot, not not, just meh.” Past examples include: the Maroon 5 guy, Grammy nominations, and pumpkin ale. For the simple fact of my own enjoyment, I thought I’d start crafting my own once a week, in a similar spirit as Dear Diary. So without further ado, which is in itself a “meh” statement…

1. Allison Williams

2. Friends 

3. Lingerie store decor (all of them–no exceptions)

4. Designer T-Shirts

5. “Exceedingly”

6. Long TV show intros

7. “FROWing“

8. Saying you’re “about” something

9. Kit Harington

10. The Art World

10. “Tell me something I don’t know about you.”

11. Launching a denim collection

12. Neal Brennan

13. Sriracha-flavored beer

14. “I must say”

15. Lana del Ray x Courtney Love

16. Cocktails with egg whites

17. Art Basel

18. Cara Delevingne