Fans of The New York Times will get the reference, but for those of you unacquainted with this gem of their ‘one-page magazine’ (within the actual NY Times magazine that comes out every Sunday), let me introduce you. In their own words, it’s a list of things that are “not hot, not not, just meh.” Past examples include: the Maroon 5 guy, Grammy nominations, and pumpkin ale. For the simple fact of my own enjoyment, I thought I’d start crafting my own once a week, in a similar spirit as Dear Diary. So without further ado, which is in itself a “meh” statement…

THE MEH LIST

1. Tube tops

2. Greta Gerwig

3. “Visionary”

4. Radishes

5. “To die for”

6. Exposed zippers

7. House of Cards Season 2

8. Chanel Graffiti backpacks

9. Nicole Kidman

10. Feeling “blessed”

11. Hockey

12. Snapchat

13. NYC’s Department of Education

14. Coordinated couples’ outfits

15. The CFDA’s new Instagram Award 

16. Terrycloth as acceptable clothing material