Fans of The New York Times will get the reference, but for those of you unacquainted with this gem of their ‘one-page magazine’ (within the actual NY Times magazine that comes out every Sunday), let me introduce you. In their own words, it’s a list of things that are “not hot, not not, just meh.” Past examples include: the Maroon 5 guy, Grammy nominations, and pumpkin ale. For the simple fact of my own enjoyment, I thought I’d start crafting my own once a week, in a similar spirit as Dear Diary. So without further ado, which is in itself a “meh” statement…
THE MEH LIST
1. Twitter-based nicknames (see: tweeps, twittles, twats, etc.)
2. Fendi
3. Emma Roberts
4. Getting engaged at Coachella
5. “Work hard, play hard”
6. Chelsea Handler
7. Memes
8. The “model off-duty” look
9. Jean shorts with exposed pockets
10. Beyonce’s poetry
11. Referring to yourself as a “provocateur“
12. Headbands
14. “Fashionable” gymwear
15. Egg whites
16. Whitney Port as still relevant
18. The Knowles-Carter family’s definition of “a statement“
19. Megan on Mad Men
20. Obsessing over kale (it’s a fucking leafy green)
Categories: The Meh List
